imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
But really, how did weddings ever get planned without Pinterest?
Why are all hobbies so fucking expensive?
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.