Faster Than Average

My name is Chichi, and if there's anything else you'd like to know, just ask :)

chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

(via lifehackable)

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

(via betterflyposts)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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sararye:

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

lilo is the most badass disney character

(Source: bolinss, via betterflyposts)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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jennofohio:

newvagabond:

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

jennofohio:

newvagabond:

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

(Source: morti-do, via dyingforacause)

nanalew:

pup at da beach

(Source: phototoartguy, via dyingforacause)

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

(via dyingforacause)

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via diniknits)

(Source: inspired-for-lifee, via diniknits)

knittedcreations:

Granny Square Afghan 40”x90”” by FreshTakeCrafts (134.00 CAD) http://ift.tt/1owfIOC

knittedcreations:

Granny Square Afghan 40”x90”” by FreshTakeCrafts (134.00 CAD) http://ift.tt/1owfIOC

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If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

caitlin2e:

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

I don’t normally do these things but I feel I must in this case

the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via finsforlegs)

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution, via n0thanx)